8:20pm on the SW Field!

Now, jinxes be damned! Even though the sky looks exactly the same as it has for the past week (when it has been raining) - it sounds as though we may actually get the opportunity to play more softball tonight! F. and Yes. This kicks ass in 4 ways, at least. If you can name the... do so in the comments.
4 mutherhuckin weeks of rain on Thursday. 4 weeks in a row. I called Tom Skilling to ask him if anything like this had ever happened before. He was so high on pixie sticks, Peeps and meth that he rattled off an answer in Latin. It was just like in the movie Stigmata, except replace the girl with a bald fat man and the sweet New York apartment with CLTV's studio. Short answer: no, it had never happened before and Vigo the Carpathian is returning.
So, read my thang on our opponent. Then get jacked up because we get to play softball and drink beer and see friends and pay our coach and have fun again!

Have a look at the new schedule, linked just to the right ---> for info about when we might maybe play again perhaps.

Let's git 'em Masterbatters!

GGGGRRRRRrrrrrrrrrRain!

Hey y'all. Guess what's happening outside? I'll give you a hint: it's wet, it ruins our ability to play softball, and it ONLY HAPPENS ON THURSDAYS!

Well, try sending drying vibes at the sky and at Hamlin Park. I know that the Masterbatter freight train of power & badassness has slowed down these past few weeks since the rain has come in. But hey, imagine the intensity we're going to show off once we get the chance to be on the field. I'm guessing it will rival the destructive power of the Death Star.

Masterbatters: DeathStar :: Opponents: Alderaan

That's some legit science. FLOYVIN! *adjusts glasses, reaffixes rubber bands on braces*

Anyway, keep an ear on the pulse of the weather line for updates about our game status. Either way, I'm going to Cody's tonight for some beers... while I will drink alone (again), I sure would appreciate some company. And if you are up for some beers, please bring your league fee! On that note: given our weather issues, Players Sports Group may be refunding some of our league fee. Maybe. If they do, I will get you your cut back... but in the meantime - Coach Cassidy Covets Cash.

If you're interested, I've started a street gang. Our message: Fuck Tha Rain! Here's our first tag, marking our territory:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3590/3563988783_53e2049db3.jpg

Housekeeping

A few things guys...

#1 - Big. Huge. Fucking. Surprise. It is supposed to rain on Thursday. Again. If any of you have connections to the Chinese government & their weather-affecting sciences - please sneak some of them & aim for the sky on Thursday. gawddangum rain.

#B - Pay me money! Coach Brian is fabulously wealthy (...ladies?) but at this point... not liquid. And I gots to get me some liquidity in this market! I can only put so many Bently's on my MasterCard, ya know? So, please plan to bring $43 to the game/ bar outing on Thursday. I will then promptly roll over to Horseshoe & quadruple that playing video Caribbean slots. Then of course, I will blow it on the usual. The usual = chilidogs + Purell (casinos are germ incubators!).

Thanks guys! Be fly.

8:45pm SE Field

Miyagi-style Hi-Ya's to all. Tonight we roll against the Average Hoes. Again. Those of you with minds not sullied by vice may recall that we played them way back on July 23rd. What a game that was. Remember when that play happened and we were all like " Wow, that was awesome." Yeah... good times. So we don't spoil our dominance of these clowns, let's get our gears oiled up and our intensities set to 11.

Coach Haas pointed out the the schedule has been altered to account for our make-up game. didja hear me?

THE SCHEDULE HAS BEEN CHANGED!!! If looking to the right side of this webpage is somehow incompatible with your web-browsing experience, you may also click on THESE WORDS to be directed to the "official" schedule.


Masterbattersはと軽率に扱われるべきではない - Ya, I just dropped some Japanese on your braingrapes. That lil ditty reads "Masterbatter are not to be trifled with". I encourage everyone to be their independent selves & get it tattoo'd slightly above your buttcrack. That way, you can go to a party and when you lean over people will be like "Hey outcast, what do those Asian markings above your buttcrack mean?" And then you can drop philosophical elbows in their eyes and let them know in 2 languages that you are a) totally fuggin badass and b) it's none of their damn business how hard you rock, so long as they know that it's harder than them. PLUS, if you meet a good looking Japanese person, they'll be wicked impressed with your grasp of their culture & you'll probably get some mad heavy petting going on.

Here's an awesome Japanese creation.

Let's go kick big ass tonight y'all. Softball is fun, friends are friendly, and beer is delicious.

8:20 on the SW Field!

Hey, I'm all for finding humorous/ embarraasing/ lame pictures to represent the other team. But when a picture as badass as this one comes around... y'all are going to see dat shit! So we play the team "Sit on my Base" tonight. Now, I haven't had the time to check their record, scout their talent, or critique their jerseys, but I'm pretty comfortable stating that they are a bunch of dingleberrys. I know, that was vulgar and a lacking class. Bite me. These fools sit on people's bases instead of staying on their feet and/ or running through the bag. Seriously, how good can this team be if they don't even stay on their feet during the game? I know we've had a baserunning gaffe here & there, but at least the Masterbatters stay prepped and ready whilst on base. Ooohhh, I wonder if they are in wheelchairs and that's why they "sit" on the bases. Now I feel like an asshole. Jeeez.

Anyway, I don't think that we have a dang thing to worry about. You softball with the best of them. We rock like the Grand Canyon.... Sorry. We RAWK like the baby born betwixt Metallica & Motorhead. We're all "I don't want your formula dammit! Gimme da Whiskey and a smoke, lady!" Yea... RAWK ON! *headthrash* *devils horn fingers* *headthrash*

*headache*

LET'S GO & GITTEM!

wait. Sit on my Base. Is that like, an innuendo? For oral sex? ewwwwww