Average Hoes Indeed

Start your head thrashing........... NOW! Holy crap if I could embed some music on this thang it would be speed metal at max volume and you would have neck cramps right now because you are rawking so fucking hardcore, just like the lil dude up top. RAWK!

The Average Hoes put up a good battle against our forces of incredi-rawk. Actually, I think it was more a case of us have a slightly (eversoslightly) less-rawk-filled game than we usually have. While our hitting was still pretty bananas, our strong stance against public humiliation played against us and there were some subliminally-created defensive faux-pas. You know what that last sentence needed? motherhucking RAWK!

Last Thursday was easily our most viewer-friendly game (as evidenced by Gene the Cody's machine stopping by for a half-inning!) and had it been filmed by any of the major networks it would have easily commanded the prime-time slot with Bryant Gumbel or Kenny Powers or Andy Rooney doing the play-by-play. Damn, we fuggin RAWK!

METALRAWKTHRASHSTABKICKHONKEYASSRAWKRAWKRAWKRAWK!