Miyagi-style Hi-Ya's to all. Tonight we roll against the Average Hoes. Again. Those of you with minds not sullied by vice may recall that we played them way back on July 23rd. What a game that was. Remember when that play happened and we were all like " Wow, that was awesome." Yeah... good times. So we don't spoil our dominance of these clowns, let's get our gears oiled up and our intensities set to 11.Coach Haas pointed out the the schedule has been altered to account for our make-up game. didja hear me?
THE SCHEDULE HAS BEEN CHANGED!!! If looking to the right side of this webpage is somehow incompatible with your web-browsing experience, you may also click on THESE WORDS to be directed to the "official" schedule.
Masterbattersはと軽率に扱われるべきではない - Ya, I just dropped some Japanese on your braingrapes. That lil ditty reads "Masterbatter are not to be trifled with". I encourage everyone to be their independent selves & get it tattoo'd slightly above your buttcrack. That way, you can go to a party and when you lean over people will be like "Hey outcast, what do those Asian markings above your buttcrack mean?" And then you can drop philosophical elbows in their eyes and let them know in 2 languages that you are a) totally fuggin badass and b) it's none of their damn business how hard you rock, so long as they know that it's harder than them. PLUS, if you meet a good looking Japanese person, they'll be wicked impressed with your grasp of their culture & you'll probably get some mad heavy petting going on.
Here's an awesome Japanese creation.
Let's go kick big ass tonight y'all. Softball is fun, friends are friendly, and beer is delicious.
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