gimme a G!
gimme an O!
Now say the word that those to letters form! 'GO!'
gimme an M!
gimme an A!
gimme an S!
gimme a T!
gimme an E!
gimme an R!
gimme the rest of the letters! Hell, we've got a long team name, screw this.
Thanks, alphabet.
Umm, we lost week. BUT - we also went to the bar (in force!) after the game. So really, that's a wash. Hence the picture at the top. Incorrect use of capitalization aside, we've got what it touts. Please ignore the stick people holding up general phrases that society may equate with being a good team member. Not to get elitist, but stick figures are hardly qualified to represent real people. Much like (insert politicians name you don't like here)! Take that! U-S-A! U-S-A! These colors don't run!
In fact, I propose that 10 new Masterbatter-specific terms be put onto the stick-folk's signs (say that 5 times fast!). So, the last sentence was what nerds call 'foreshadowing' and 'saying things fast isn't that much fun, douche' and so I am going to list 10 phrases that embody Masterbatter Team Spirit. Unless I can't think of 10, then it will just be the highest number of things I can think of. Good story Brian.
- FunTimesness!
- AwesoPartyness!
- BadMammaJammaism!
- CagedRageInSpades!
- LameDestructionitis!
- MasterOfKarate&Friendshipohol!
- SuperWinabilityInLifeAndSoftballAndEverythingness!
- Incredi-ttractiveness!
- WildCardSlingin'!
What is that, 9?
*cue Sarah Mclachlan music*
Well guys, the last thing that makes our team... is you.
*drops keyboard like a boss, wipes tears, gives wink-and-gun, walks off imaginary stage, glances back one last time before getting behind curtain and grins, trips over curtain, stumbles into magician's bed-of-nails, begins to bleed abundantly, asks 'why is there a bed of nails here?', receives no response, gives final thumbs up that no-one sees, passes out, is saved by magician's white lion, becomes King of Narnia*
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