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How to majesty.

Are you less on a field than you'd like to be right now?

Have you got a proven method for removing infield dirt from white socks and just no reason to use it?

Are you interested in swinging a heavy wooden club at a semi-firm cotton sphere?

Do you crave a beer without the encumbrance of a roof or ceiling?

Are you in possession of equipment designed to provide enhanced friction on natural surfaces?

Do you remember Thursday nights November through April and think they sucked hard?

Well folks, I'm here to tell you that your whole deal is about to change those feelings from that... to THIS! (insert sparkle effect)

Woodrow Mandrake here to tell you about the most amazing thing since air!  You may think that you've played it before, but TODAY ONLY - we get to play on August 14th, 2014!!!  Can you believe it?! 

Take the worry out of planning a Thursday night with the people most important to you - like family or significant others or your dozen cats - and take advantage of this great opportunity!  Tonight at Brands Park is the premier combination of time and place, specially formulated by dumb wizards at PSG, to do things!  Get yourself a solid buzz and then have a neon yellow cantaloupe-sized ball lobbed at you!  Whack that thing like you're felling a Christmas tree.  Throw down another beer and wait for some other person that you don't know - and don't care to know - hit that neon cucurbitaceae right at you.  The euphoric effect you feel after snagging that scorched globe and throwing out the opponent (or, I suppose, deftly avoiding a ball hit like, really hard at you - cause breaking your face isn't really worth it in rec softball.  You're hot shit, dammit), are akin only to those effects our great forebearers felt whence felling a mammoth for food and basic outerwear.

This deal won't last forever folks, so take advantage TODAY!