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8/8/14

BOOOOOO

Mea culpa. The author sucked ass last night and cost the team BIG TIME.

Sucked ass so bad that it smells like farts when he talks.

Masterbatted by Woodrow Mandrake

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BAR SPONSORSHIP

Cody's Masterbatters used to be sponsored by a bar called Cody's.

If you did not attend Cody's before or after at least 4 games in a season you were not eligible for the sponsorship refund.

Now you have to stay in the park for atleast an hour after the game and listen to old men grumble.

The fortified money will be evenly distributed to those that kept their eligibility. (To be used for shoulder surgeries, ben-gay, and CBD oils)

THE OLE BAG O' DICKS GOES TO:

Whoever's running up Gino's credit cards

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