Today is a momentous day my friends and teammates. The Prodigal Son has returned, bigger than when Jordan wore 45, bigger than The Announcement 2.0, Brad Samelko has returned to the Masterbatters.
As some of you may know Brad is from Cleveland, Ohio the swampy armpit off of Lake Erie, and shortly after the Browns drafted Johnny Football he began considering a return to the field of play. However it wasn't until LeBron James, Brad's childhood hero, announced his return to the Cleveland Cavaliers forced Brad to make a return to the Masterbatters. I find myself excitedly waiting for the moment before his first at bat where Brad throws some dirt in the air and spreads his arms to the heavens in tribute to his main man LBJ.
Goosebumps. WELCOME BACK BRAD.
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