Oi - Afternoon Edition

Hey, here's some words.

Rectangle.
America.
Megaphone.
Monday.
Butthole.

Courtesy of government's least staunch defender, Ron Swanson.


Here's a thing:

Softball.

Why?  Indeed.  Persevering beyond national foolishness.  Emboldening participants.  Dirtying participant's pants.  Boozing while cruising... to victory.  Infinity, beyond.  Slaughter rules and ruled strikes, strikeouts and shame.  SHAME > blame.  Improvement.  Pre-game meal?  Drank it.  Gatorade mid-game?  No.  ABV aids BA, and TB and FT (fun times).

The JAZZ!  and sweaters.  and JELL-O.  and losses, HELL NO.  Drained fields, drained beers, drained opponents, bases cleared.  seven 30 pack of beers at the field.  Hamlin Park, after dark, extra-base hits, MBs are the shit.


If you are still reading this, wow.  I'm tired.  You're cool.  Let's softball good. 


2 part gif answer:  Does the other team have a chance AND was this post any good at all?