*SPLOOOOSH*
What you see above is a visual metaphor. The women of Chicago get wind of the Masterbatter's exploits and ... well,
Given that we are playing the team with the worst record and worst run differential, I expect many a-soiled shoetop this evening. We have been hitting the beans out of the ball so far this season and we have been winning - it doesn't take a sabermetric manager like Mickey to know that these things are related.
Keep knocking the ball around the park and drinking beers - we'll get thank you cards from laundromat owners in due time.
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