Game 2: Kick the Tires!

Guten Tag, putas!

Does everyone remember our first game? If you answered yes, take a shot (ps - reading this is a drinking game). If you answered no - give one drink away. Point being, that game SUCKED wang and none of us should every think about it ever again. And the best way not to think about something is????? Blacking it out of your mind with the power of alcohol. Repression works too, but only until you're 38 and living alone and start to kill cats and shit. If you've ever killed a cat, take a drink.

Game 2 is going to be the return to modus operandi for us, the Masterbatters. If you know Latin and modus operandi makes sense to you, take a drink. If you're still confused & haven't google'd it yet, take a drink. Have you not had your drink yet? Take another drink. In case you were wondering, our MO is pride-crushing devastation of opponents with intent to maim. Unforgiving aggression and ruthless pre-mortem group Masterbatting all over any turkeys that dare take the field. If you're not hearing Limp Bizkit's opus "Break Stuff" in your head, drink. If you want to type 'RAWR!' and roar like a lion at your desk and freak out your co-workers, drink.

We play team 'Brew Crew' @ 9:40pm at Hamlin's NorthEast field. We're home!!! drink. I know that Brew Crew has been in leagues with us before but I don't remember who they are or what they're all about. If you do, please remind us. and then drink. Either way, we're catching them as the second game of a double-header. So, they will be warmed up. The good news is, we are all meeting at the bar before the game to 'warm up' ourselves. Did you just think 'Horray!'? drink!

So, meet at Cody's any time after 7pm for their famous 'soup du jour', beers!


ps - drink