9:40pm on the S.E. Field

We play softball tonight! The game is at 9:40pm CST. You should be at the bar no later than 8 to have drinks and loosen up those muscles.



Obviously, we have a problem scoring runs & I think that booze is the answer. The reasons for this brash hypothesis are: 1) booze impairs judgement, which means more aggressive baserunning! 2) booze gives you drunk strength, which means harder hit balls/ more homeruns/ more extra base hits. 3) booze creates a sense of community, which means we will stumble over to the field together, play defense together, and cheer at each other at volumes considered obnoxious even for an outdoor sport.

So fuck the ties and the boring games we've been playing. Get a bat in your hands and let's slaughter this team!