6:00pm On SE Field!!!

Cheezy image - √
List making - √
Checking off things - √
Learning how to use ALT to make a √ instead of typing 'check' - √

Looks like things are in order here... how the hell are you? .... I knew it, you're cooler than a cucumber in a temperature controlled environment maintaining a 58 degree homeostasis. Well that's good because tonight we play our first super-early game. And if your history isn't up to snuff, things get a lil screwy when we play at 6pm. Without question it is a side effect of alcohol deficiency, but since this is our 2nd game - we should be able to play our way out of that funk.

We match up this evening against a team called the 'Drunksoons'. While I applaud their clear dedication to the pursuit of alcohol consumption, I must wag my finger at their linguistic stylings. 'Drunksoons'? A play on monsoon, perhaps? Not cool man - monsoons fuck shit up. Ever seen Jumanji? How'd that turn out? ya, Bebe Neuwirth and David Allen Grier were thrown down the street by a cascade of water! Those are classic American actors, masters of their craft! Perhaps the team isn't filled with meteorological maniacs, what if they just like the name Snoo Sknurd (say that 5 times fast!) and never had a chance to use it? Ya, bet you didn't even think about that, that's why I make the big bucks. Maybe I'm reaching there, maybe the 'Drunksoons' just got their name spur-of-the-moment when the captain was signing them up. That's a great way to get a great team name. A team name for me to poop on.

I'm out of coffee and the brain is getting back into reality mode so I'll leave you with this thought: Why you want to hate on me? Is it the big truck sittin' up on Mike Jordans...thats 23's with the big ole owl, dual heads roaring Or is it the Caprice sittin' Emmitt Smiths...thats 22's on the Impala on 20 inches Mo' wood in it than old Abe Lincoln's cabin and with mo' glass in it, than in your cabinets. Word