- - Wake up
- - Grunt
- - Scratch
- - Drink tiny cup of water, for healths
- - Drink very large glass of whiskey, for better healths
- - Walk to balcony / window and growl at the day's upcoming inconveniences
- - Fuck you inconveniences
- - Smile at the knowledge that You. Are. Masterbatter.
- - Smile at lovely sun
- - Lovely sun means dry field means softball tonight
- - Go into bathroom
- - Do bathroom things
- - Shave with a chainsaw
- - Trim nethers with a cheese grater
- - Wink at handsome devil in the mirror
- - Dress
- - Give appropriate form of affection toward significant other / pet(s) / '85 Bears poster
- - Be generous to other citizens on commute, they are stuck in your world after-all
- - Work
- - Mid morning pick-me-up: sneer powerfully at photos of adults playing kickball
- - Work
- - Lunch: High protein, seasoned with shavings of Mt. St. Helens' magma, side of steel cable
- - Work
- - Mid afternoon pick-me-up: speakers on, metal / punk at high volume, lift desk
- - Work
- - Leave work thinking of tasty american beer, lovely green grass and lovely brown infield
- - Be generous to other citizens on commute, they are stuck in your world after-all
- - Superman-style change into uniform under work clothes
- - Arrive at designated field
- - Masterbat
- - Attend Cody's Public House
- - Pet many woofers at Cody's Public House
- - Drink celebratory ales and lagers
- - Laugh at defeated opponents and winner of bag-of-dicks
- - Eventually sleep
Masterbatting Resources
5/19/16
A Gameday in the Life of a Masterbatter
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1 comment:
oh - it's Mickey's birthday today. Cheers mate
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