Masterbatters, mount up. I don't know if you remember last weeks game - I've been drinking since then so it's really my only memory. And it's a crap memory to have! We lost. The Masterbatters lost to some bunch of schleps. So, I chose the above image as a motivational tool for you awesome basterds to feed from. Who doesn't love playful wolves?
We are matching up against a team named "Suck Buckets - Bigger, Badder, Suckier". Fug deez jags. Their team name sounds like a 90's over-the-top comedy starring Leslie Nielsen. And not a good one like Naked Gun 33 1/3. More like... The Land Before Time XI: Invasion of the Tinysauruses (I thought it was going to resurrect the franchise). Seriously guys... if we can't beat a team named "Suck Buckets" - I'm just going to start bringing handles of Korski Vodka to the game and pretending I'm Vladimir Putin. Trust me, my Putin impression needs a lot of work.
So, get your Masterbatter's pants back on, put in some Copenhagen Long Cut, jostle your jockstrap, and let's ride out to reclaim our spot on top!
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