8:45pm on SW field

Yo Yo yo Masterbatters... Thursday is here again. This week we rush fools at 8:45pm on the SouthWest field (same one we're on all year guys).

So far this season we have done nothing short of melt faces. We are a softball inferno burning opponents like marshmallows in a fire. Us: a badass megawatt kiln, Our Opponents: turds.

This week we face off against the Young Irish Pasty Micks, a team currently without a win (knock on wood! yes, you - knock dammit!) and probably without any hope or belief in a successful future. I'm not saying we should contribute to their demoralization... I'm requesting it! Just for kicks, let's put up a 7 run first inning and make them cry. Then we can record their tears and exploit their misery for YouTube stardom! That's what everyone wants in their life, isn't it? Yea!! LOLcatz!!

Kate Dietlin & Keir (soon to be Dietlin) Lehman are on beer duty.

I would suggest giving my pre-game post from last week a read for the tips and suggestions, as well as the Pulitzer-caliber wordsmithing. And let Danny or myself know if you won't make the game.

Finally - since we're not playing until 8:45, I encourage all to meet up at Cody's pre-game (7ish) for alcohol-based calisthenics and liver stretching. Warming up is a vital part of Masterbatting, be-foreplay is just as important as the game itself.