Opening Day 2014

Overture, curtains, lights

This is it, the night of nights.

No more rehearsing and nursing a part

We know every part by heart

Overture, curtains, lights

This is it, you'll hit the heights

And oh what heights we'll hit

On with the show this is it

Tonight what heights we'll hit

On with the show this is it!

That's right you band of deviant rapscallions - we're back in action and on the main stage.  A winter's worth of mental preparation (read: drinking), physical maintenance (read: master...batting), and fury management exercises comes to an end tonight.

WE
WILL
UNLEASH
THE 
KRAKEN
OF
OUR
TERROR!

Dated references to crummy mythological action flicks aside - let's get out there and shake some rust off!  We need to come out of the gates strong and assert our dominance.  We are no schlubs, no bums, no mopes or dopes to be trifled with!

We are the Masterbatters & we will wear down your members!