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Guess who's back?  Shady's back.  The Masterbatters are Shady.  The Masterbatters are back.

A week off from machismo-hoarding and we get to roll 2 teams full of buttfaced fart-sniffers.  'That's What She Said' and 'Booze on First'?

 Faaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkk YOU.

I throw around 'fart-sniffers' a LOT.  It's my go-to juvenile insult, a classic name from years gone by that still holds water because farts still smell bad.  That someone would actively seek out farts to sniff because they get some sort of satisfaction from it of course implies that person is totally gross and weird. Nobody likes the smell of farts.  Farting: hilarious.  The smell of farts: pretty gross.  And that folks, is how you explain an insult.

If you can't come up with a better softball team name than 'That's What She Said' in 2013 - you are the lead dog in the Seal Team Six K-9 unit tasked with finding and nasally consuming the world's flatulence.  ARG!  It's dudes like this that think Avril Lavene is edgy.  I'd bet that no fewer than 50% of the team members own and regularly operate their own smoothie machines.  10-1 says that many of them have matching boxer-socks-pocket square combos in their closets.  20-1 says that they 'make love' and when they do, they don't take off their matched undies; its like some blind, malnourished gopher bumping into a depressed sloth.  Guaranteed that they coordinate their lunches on gameday so that when they're sharing a dugout, they produce nothing but the most whimsical scents for each other to waft.  Minimum 15 runs against this team.  Extra points if we make one of them cry.

Once we wash our hands of the first team - and by 'wash our hands of' I mean, drink 4 beers whilst looming over their metaphoric corpses - we get to face off against Booze on First.  They didn't even punctuate the team name to sell the pun.  Without a question mark in the name, it's just a command or informational assistance (where's the booze?  It's on first. Thanks, let's go watch High School Musical 3.  Totally.).  Looking at the league website, these guys actually lost to 'That's What She Said' by slaughter rule.  Upside: they don't appear to be sober batting-glove wearers so we will probably have a good time destroying their world.

Manifest Destiny dudes.