8/15/13

Hamlin!

We play at night to have fun,
They play at night to get bummed.
We play at night to get drunk
Hamlin Park's the place to have fun.

We play at night to get funky
We play at night to be drunky
We play at night to get drunkey
We play at night to be funky.

Awesome song parodies aside, we are back at Hamlin tonight!  So, back in our comfort zone - back in the High Life again (beer supply spoiler alert), back where we can breathe easy and drink deeply.  Ahhhh, pure Schmichigan.  Schmichigan, smorgasbord, schmashmorshion, shiner bock, Schamlin Schmark.

Co-Ed - 7:40 game - show up early to take advantage of hassle-free thirst-quenching friendship building and pre-game domination preparation.  I just looked at the standings for our league and FANCY FRANCIS there are 24 g-d teams in our league!  So at 4-2, we are sitting pretty.  But we could be prettier.  Not physically, totes obvs, but statistically.  What say we take No Child Left Behind to task and treat them like the questionable humans that they clearly are.  WE SHALL USE OUR BATS AND MITTS AS TOOLS TO RIGHT THE WRONGS OF POOR TEAM-NAMING!

Dudes - 9:40 game - going to be 'ready' for this game.  A lot of 'preparation' before the game should 'help' 'settle the nerves'.  Get into the 'comfort zone' and let instincts take over.  Remember what Magneto learned from Charles Xavier in the X-Men movie with Jennifer Lawrence - something is something in between RAGE and serenity.  Then the guy moved a huge ass thing with his brain!

 I think I've made my point.

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