Déjà vu

WWWWOOOoooooooaaaaahhhhhhhh   mmmaaaaaaaannnnnnnn.

Woah.

Man.





woah.

It's like, the same time for softball playing as it was last week man.  Maybe I'm just baked having some short term memory problems but I think that like, the times of our games are the same as a week ago... right?  Wait man, what day is it?  Hold up, let's take a step back - what fucking month is it man?  Cause like, is this really going to be 2 weeks in a row with no rain and softball playing?  No way, right?  mmmaaaannnnnnn, that's crazy!

So either this is some high-grade not drugs or we have traveled to a parallel dimension.  Straight up people, only 2 explanations that hold water.  Speaking of which, anyone else have dry mouth like crazy?  *sips Mountain Dew: Code Red*  All better now... but I guess a cookie or 6 would taste pretty good too.  What?  I'm stockpiling energy for the games tonight.  What are you, my mom, man?  Jeez, such a product of this ME-ocracy dude, if you really took like, 5 minutes to think about it then you'd totally realize that the course of human evolution is not a random set of occurrences man, it's a pre-destined timeline of events and circumstances that all lead to like, the annihilation of our right to like, just be.  You know?  Hey!  Want to go watch 'Rookie of the Year' backwards with 'Call Me Maybe' on repeat in the background?  Supposed to blow. your. mind. dude!

Dudes: Hit better.  Be the one to ignite the team.  Just rip a shot in your first at-bat to get the engine running.

Co-Ed:  There's a good chance the guys are going to be just as drunk as last week.  My suggestion to everyone is that until we build a significant lead (7 or more runs) - we play positions that we are comfortable in.  Now, there wasn't a whole lot of errors last week, but it wasn't quite graceful either.  Let's just score a pantload of runs (eww) so that we can play left-handed!