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Before I get to inane ramblings, how about a tap on the fanny to Coach Haas for manicuring this site into a proper online portal of information?  Here, here!  It looks awesome.  Duel sidebars?  Linked tabs?  Cody's mensroom wall wallpaper?  I think we can safely say that Danny...
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knocked it outta the park!



On to tonight:

Co-Ed team - we're back in action!  Been a LONG time since we've laced up the spikes, thrown on the jocks and .... wired up(?) the sportsbras?  How about we hit the ground running and pick up a dubya?  Small recap for those of you that were not in the cages all winter, watching old gamefilm, or eye-fucking Tom Emanski instructional videos;
a) just keep your eye on the ball - at bat or in the field, follow that big beautiful ball all the way from where it started all the way to you.   If your eyes are following that thing in... your body will get your hands in the right place to make the catch / hit the ball.
b) make the other team play defense!  Ground balls, line drives, aggressive baserunning, and getting the ball in play forces the other team to beat us.
c) SLUG beers.  Seriously, this whole operation is a thinly-veiled excuse to drink and hangout with each other on Thursday nights.  We all want to win games - but not at the expense of being no-fun-having, calorie-and-carbohydrate-watching, lame-fucking-attitude-owning douchecanoes.
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I feel like I've already said this one hundred times, but it's the first game of 2013 - so read that shit again.
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Finally, if you click on the 'Co-Ed Schedule on PSG' tab just above, you'll see... our schedule... obviously.  Tonight we play High and Outside.  Fingers crossed that they are a gaggle of leftist jamband phans taking their Cheeto-constructed soapbox to the diamond to spend the evening contrasting the societal implications of self-funded semi-competitive sports in America to the destitute entertainment opportunities rampant in Latin America's slums.  Also, there's a team in our league called Hard Body Beauties.  Holy Shit.

Men's League
Dudes.  Eminem wrote a song about us, in the first person:
I'm a goat
and I don't mean to gloat
but I know what I know and I know what you think
and these magazines'll never put it in ink
because how would it look if they considered me as a goat?
and for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is
it means the greatest of all time
and I consider myself one of those
so thank you very much, here it goes!

Booooosshhhh.