That's right kiddos - it's the Playoffs! The Masterbatters are rockin' the Winners bracket baby! We have turned our game up dramatically in the past few weeks and we've got momentum on our side. Also, we have the unstoppable power of alcohol!
We are facing off against a team called the Hot Buns. They have a record of something-and-something, it doesn't really matter... we will crush them! This is the playoffs yo! Anything can happen in the playoffs. The playoffs are really like a Craigslist hookup in that way....
Anyway - I'll bring beers tonight... let's use their nutritional content to power our way to victory. I will shotgun a beer for every homerun that is hit. How's that for motivation??
Let's go get 'em Masterbatters!
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