This just in!
Fresh off of a prolonged period of inactivity, the goodbois in navy blue, or grey, or maroon, took to the field with the competence of ferrets operating a nuclear submarine. As one would expect, the result was a meltdown and utter catastrophe. But it was not as cute or endearing as watching adorable polecats scamper about in tiny navy uniforms and dixie cup hats, using their little paws to turn dials that are WAY to large at scale.
Had last night's game been recorded, it would be posted to LiveLeak right now - thousands of greasy fingered gore-porn fanatics' eyeballs would have ingested the brutality, frame-skipped to each sham attempt at non-embarrassment while smiling at their perceived superiority. Alas, in this instance, there would be no argument.
1 comment:
That 3rd baseman sucks the most! He's like a human trash pump. Can't catch, can't throw, can't hit, smells ok though. What a jerk.
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