9/15/16

Men's Fall League Opener

Hey you fucking sacks of too-old douche canoes - FUCK YOU.

Remember when we played a season of softball and got our can't-hit for shit ugly faces kicked in?  I bet you can't you old fuck.  Well it just happened.  Take a goddamn ginkgo biloba and drink your fiber shake and put that in the toilet where it belongs.

Sack up, show up, and let's get back to business.

You sloven skin-spotted meat roll.  You pre-Rascal yellow-toothed Dr-Scholls powder using bathroom-bater.  FUCK.




Brown liquor, you're my only friend

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