Bang the Gong - Get it ON!

Playoff time again boyos!  Millie's to start off - battle of the titans.  No fucking around, just blasting pitches and getting outs.  High-ass arcs n'shit.  Get old-man strength-y on them looping underhanders.

This is a call to all of you - break out of the nonsense mediocrity that we've been wallowing in all season.  Time to beat up on some clowns and take back that championship.  LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS FOR ALL!!!

Are you ready to rock and roll?  Shaping up to be a real nice night at Brands, let's take over this field like we took over Hamlin.  Playing on the NorthEast field so leftys have a shot a the tennis courts... just saying.

Drink beer, hit the goddamned ball, play good defense - not too fucking hard, is it?