Well guess what? The Masterbatters are pretty real good too. 10+ years of history, a few league titles, the best defense in any league we've played in, occasional bouts of offensive firepower and chugging beers the whole time. Well, we played like a bunch of morons and got swirly-ed by Team BroHipHighSocks 2 weeks ago and that sucked. Sucked garbage towels. Those are old, used towels steeped with the shared wetness of the back-end of the garbage truck - hiding on the bottom, being compressed and drained only to re-absorb a new cocktail of biological and chemical waste. And that's what we were sucking on 2 weeks ago - we each took turns wringing that grey-green slurry right into our gullets, coating our mouths and stomachs with unbelievable contaminants and then we shit the bed. Sprayed it right all over. Fucking ruined that threadcount.
We're not a sick and tired team. Don't act like it, don't play like it.
Masterbat
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What are the official years we won championships? We should probably have that on the blog here somewhere
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