Ayyyyeeeee - A Post About the Game! Neato!

Finally the Masterbatters are returning to Hamlin!  And on the North East field, no less!  Awww shit, I'm starting to get the happy tingles in my fun dangles!  Feels like an tantalizing tabernacle for funsies with your gentleman's tackle.

Damn boyos, I don't have the time or the energy.  You're all disgusting perverts - come up with your own vaguely-rhyming boner jokes.

We play the Joy Boys tonight... pretend you've never heard of a 'safe space' and make yourself laugh at their team name.  They lost to a team we beat.  There's a Masterbatting / Joy Boys joke just sitting here - but I just don't have it in me now.

So like, be at the field early for stuff.  Let's roll.



Hey, is this post any good?